One More Thing To Worry About In the Morning

Put this one in the "It Might Just Be a Coincidence, But I'm Buying a New Razor Today Anyway" file. The best line of the article, and maybe of the day:

He [Professor Shah Ebrahim] said the low frequency of orgasm in men who did not shave regularly might be because they had low levels of testosterone or might simply reflect the fact that they were unmarried and had less opportunity for sex. [*snicker*]

Research results of the life expectancy of French women remain, as yet, inconclusive.