Bait and Switch

You know that somewhere along the path of life you took a wrong turn, one that looked right at the time, indeed one that looked idyllic, what with its frolicsome, nubile 20-year-olds bouncing hither and fro across the green, well-manicured hillocks, along with the possibility, that should good fortune remain, you may never have to leave this fairy-tale collegiate land of unbridled sex and experimental substances; yes, you know it turned out to be a wrong turn when ten hours of your day is spent with this guy: