Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Seems About Right

Statement of Audience

I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet. My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read. People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.

For other helpful comments about blogging -- namely, why they are "fucking stupid" -- you do not want to miss the fine piece of blogging entitled, naturally, Why I Fucking Hate Weblogs!

Re: Chapter two of his post, just to remind ourselves. I'm fairly certain I fall somewhere between a "Self-important Moron" and "The Ego Stroker." This was hardly news to you, I'm sure.