Vernon Robinson Is A Twat

Ordinarily, I try to avoid non-starters like 'you're a douchebag' or 'you're a syphilitic twat', etc. Ordinarily. But sometimes, normally when my attention is directed to North Carolina politics, my instincts get the better of me. Case in point, 'the new Jesse Helms', GOP congressional candidate in North Carolina's 5th district, Vernon Robinson.

Now that I think about it, though, I may be giving every other self-respecting twat a very bad name. Either that, or Vernon is. Hmm. I'll let you be the judge. Here are his latest radio ads, which he is clearly very proud of:

• 'Jessie Helms is Back'

• 'The Twilight Zone -- The Aliens Are Here'

• 'Congressional Jeopardy -- Topic: Homosexual Rights'

Ah... the sensitive face of the GOP shines through yet again.