Aren't There Laws Against This Kind of Thing?

I always knew that a lot of Jesus' followers were crackers, but I had no idea that Jesus, too, is an intrusive, crazy-eyed nutter. Especially note, though, Jesus macking on a UCLA co-ed, and Jesus giving much respect to the clean-living but still hard-rocking ways of ex-Poison guitarist, C. C. DeVille.

UPDATE: I fixed the 'clean living . . .' link.