Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Outta da way, hoser

I think Canada can expect an immigration increase pretty soon, now that President Painfully Furrowed Brow has made it clear that he so dearly wants to make sure no homosexuals at all vote for him in 2004. Enflamed by her husband's lupine heterosexuality, and with the chemically-induced melange of eroticism and lust that only Mrs. George W. Bush (aka "Laura") can muster, the mind can but reel at the salacious rimming our Husband-in-Chief is due for tonight.

Oh yeah, to sorta quote the erotic Presidential poetry of Christopher Monks, tap 'dat exclusively female, within-the-confines-of-marriage ass, Mr. President. Tap Tap Tap 'dat ass.